12

Wife : I hate that beggar.


Husband : Why dear?
Wife:Bloody rascal, I gave him food yesterday & today, he gifted me a book
"How to Cook...............!

11

Husband:Innaiku oru karupu naaiku sooru vachiya?

Wife: Aamnga Yeppadinga kandu pudichinga?
Husband: theruvorama sethu kidaku, adhan..............!

09

Father: Ennada Un Amma kaalaila Irundhu Pesama Irukka


Son: Amma lipstick kettanga Naan Feviquick koduthuten
Father: Ne en Magan illa en Nanbenda. ...............!

10

Wife: Yenka En Mela Eppam Pathalum thanni thelichukite irukenka


Husband: Unka Appa than Unna Vadama Pathukida Solirukaru...................!

08

Wife: dosa mavu vanga pona en husband ah oru vaarama kanum sir ..


Police: oru vaarama ennama senja?
wife: uppuma , poori nu saptu samalikren sir................!

07

Love Pannumbothu:



Boy:idhuku than naan ithanai nal kathirunthen

Girl: nee enai vitu vilagiruviya?

Boy:illai athai nan kanavilum ninaichathu illa.

Girl:nee enai virumburiya?

Boy:kandipaga indrum endraendrum

Gir:enai yemathiruviya?

Bo:athai vida nan saavathe mel

Gir:enaku oru mutham tharuvaya?

Bo: kandipaga athu thanae enaku miga perya santhosm

Gir: enai thituviya da?

aftr marriage (IDHAI KEELA IRUNTHU MELA PADINGA)...

04

'NICE JOKE'

     Wife:YeangaNamakuMarriage panniVacha AiyyarSetthuPoyittaram..
     Husband: SenjaPaavam SummaViduma...?

05

Today Comedy:


WIFE: Yenga Namakku Marriage
Panni Vaicha iyyar sethu poittaraam.!

HUSBAND: Senja
Paavam Summa
Viduma..........!!

03

Line written on a Husband's T shirt :

    ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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   OF THEM..;

02

Marriage hall :

     Man 1: Vaanga.! Vaanga.!
     Neenga Maapla Veetukarara, Ponnu veetukarara.
     Man 2: Illainga Naan Ponnoda Pazhaya Veetukararu ...........

06

Kalyana time'la ponnunga alaranga? maapillai sirikiranga? why?

Bcozponnukku adhuve kadaisi azugai! Maapillaikku adhuve kadaisi sirippu.....!

01

   Hus : Hello Chellam, Night'ku Enna da Dinner ?
    Wife : 'VISHAM'
   Hus: Ok... Nice. Enakkaga Wait Panna Vendam. Nee Saapttu Thoongu ma........!